To nobody’s “business”

Whatever the reason is, it is never a good thing for anyone to say “hurry up!” to you when you’ve just clearly announced your business in the toilet. 

Especially when said business requires concentration… massive concentration. It’s just plain rude.

So to no one in particular–father,eherm–please do not annoyingly holler at us to speed up our business whilst in the john’s because it’s not your digestive system which will suffer later. Moreover, it is evil to deny release.  

 

If the world ends while I’m taking a dump, I’ll hunt all the toilets in the world and scare the crap out of everybody’s asses who chooses the same cubicle as I would.

PUN INTENDED! 

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